<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583</id><updated>2012-02-16T18:43:14.152-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Way It Should Be</title><subtitle type='html'>Tips from me on how to be a real American</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-7955128341547738825</id><published>2008-06-26T17:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T17:24:09.285-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WELL  DUHHHH</title><content type='html'>Conservatives are rejoicing with the Supreme Court’s decision concerning the Washington D.C. ban on the ownership of handguns.  Don’t get me wrong I am pleased with the decision of the high Court, but what bothers me is the fact any governmental body would ever consider such a law.  I believe the 2nd amendment is clear on the issue of the personal ownership of guns.  The decision from the Supreme Court was 5-4 clearly split along ideological lines.  I fail to see how there is any question of the right of the people to keep and bear Arms.  For any of you who think gun laws are going to keep you safe by keeping guns out of criminals’ hands once again you are wrong.  Since criminals do not follow other laws what makes you think the will follow gun laws.  Criminals do not follow the law that is what makes them criminals.  Gun laws only affect those who abide by the law.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-7955128341547738825?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/7955128341547738825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=7955128341547738825' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/7955128341547738825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/7955128341547738825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2008/06/well-duhhhh.html' title='WELL  DUHHHH'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-6764991286272848573</id><published>2008-06-06T07:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-06T07:58:03.870-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WRONG</title><content type='html'>I was talking with a liberal the other day and I made the statement there are two kinds of people in this world, those who agree with me and those who are wrong!  You should have seen the looks on the faces in the room.  Not everyone there was liberal, but people started telling me I need to respect other opinions and their views were as valid as mine.  Obviously part of what I said was tongue and cheek.  I have not been bestowed with supreme knowledge.  I have been wrong before.  It just does not happen very often.  I do not argue a serious matter if I have doubts or am not informed on the issue.  I will be civil in most cases. I can be civil, but I am done listening to people who are wrong.  I do not have to give credence to bogus positions.  If your opinion is wrong it is wrong and it is not as valid as mine it is wrong.  I am done listening to stupid people who have been sold a pack of lies from the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;D.N.C.&lt;/span&gt; and spread by the liberal media.  If you can not form your own opinion and all you can do is parrot talking points you heard the 3 minuets you watched the NBC nightly news or the view, I do not have time for you.  I require a better argument than we need a change.  If you are going to have an intellectual conversation with me please have some facts or keep quiet.  I do not care about your feelings. There are two kinds of people in this world, those who agree with me and those who are WRONG!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-6764991286272848573?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/6764991286272848573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=6764991286272848573' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/6764991286272848573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/6764991286272848573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2008/06/wrong.html' title='WRONG'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-7389162688182669744</id><published>2008-04-08T07:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-06T07:26:02.839-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WE'RE #1</title><content type='html'>That's right Earth is #1. Mars sux!!! We have water, air, &amp;amp; people. Mars what do you have red rocks. Hey Mars up yours. You don't even make your own candy bars. Last time I looked Jupiter was better than you. Hey Mars Yo Moma. Mars the only planet Neptune can make fun of.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-7389162688182669744?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/7389162688182669744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=7389162688182669744' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/7389162688182669744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/7389162688182669744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2008/04/were-1.html' title='WE&apos;RE #1'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-59440827203693771</id><published>2008-04-05T15:50:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T16:10:02.337-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Middle</title><content type='html'>Can someone please tell me why our three remaining candidates for President and most politicians are spending so much time trying to win the middle? Who is in the middle? Does the middle care? I might be wrong but if the middle had an opinion they could pick a position and they would not be the middle. Here is a fresh idea tell us where you stand and work on the left or the Right that is where the people are. I am not talking about the loony left or the radical right. I am talking about the solid standing folks who know who they are.&lt;br /&gt;Now that I think about it the democrats can do what ever the hell they want. Can Senator John McCain start talking to the Right. I keep hearing how conservative he really is. Well I have not seen it since 2000. Hey I am sorry you lost buddy get over it. You have been in bed with every slimy dem over the last 8 years. Take a page from President Bush (who kicked your butt) and work on the base that is pretty unhappy with you. Then try something he did not always do work for the conservative Christian right who make up most of voters of this country.&lt;br /&gt;Give up on the middle they don’t care that is why they are the middle.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-59440827203693771?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/59440827203693771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=59440827203693771' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/59440827203693771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/59440827203693771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post.html' title='The Middle'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-2239081946969970623</id><published>2008-04-05T10:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T21:46:56.479-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Keep America Beautiful...</title><content type='html'>get a haircut and shave your nasty face. Yes I am talking to you hippie. Take a trip to you local barbershop. Yes a barbershop to see your friendly neighborhood barber not a 20 something girl who spent a few weeks at a votech. After the skilled barber cuts the shag off your head pick up some products to keep you and your hair well groomed that are made for men and smell manly. Stop sharing haircare and styling products with your wife, sister, or boy uhh girlfriend. They still make stuff for men use it. If your barber does not offer shaves go home and take a hot shower put some shaving cream on your face then remove the cream and hair from your face with a sharp razor. You might try more than one pass to do a good job. Clean the freshly shaven skin with a hot towel then rinse with cold water to close the pores. Apply some aftershave to finish the job. You will look and feel better and the country will appreciate the effort. When you realize the benefit of shaving regularly you might want to start doing it right with proper equipment. When you are ready go to &lt;a href="http://www.shavemyface.com/"&gt;http://www.shavemyface.com/&lt;/a&gt; and click on the forum shave my face university. Some nice gents will help you learn to shave well and help you find the proper tools to get the job done. Your are giong to have to make return trips to the barbershop like twice a month. You should enjoy the conversation in the shop and the whole experience. When you start looking like a man you might just start acting like one and who knows we may just save this country one shave and haircut at a time.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-2239081946969970623?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/2239081946969970623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=2239081946969970623' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/2239081946969970623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/2239081946969970623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2008/04/keep-america-beautiful.html' title='Keep America Beautiful...'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-9075056868428649482</id><published>2008-03-14T19:25:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-14T19:25:37.072-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why worry</title><content type='html'>I wish I did not have to worry.  Worry about what? You name it.  I wish I could just spend my life watching sports, enjoying my family, going to church, having fun with friends, shaving, working, and hundreds of other things I enjoy.  But NO people just will not do the RIGHT things and who has to suffer ME and anyone else who gives half a crap about this country.  This is America I should be able to trust my Government.  I should not have to worry losing freedom.  It should never enter my mind I might have my guns taken away.  It should be the craziest concept on the planet that my money would be taken and given to someone who will not work.  Since those in power or some who wish to be have plans like these and worse.  I’ll worry, vote, study, and get the word out about their plans.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-9075056868428649482?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/9075056868428649482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=9075056868428649482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/9075056868428649482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/9075056868428649482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2008/03/why-worry.html' title='Why worry'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-8305475629040196852</id><published>2008-03-09T13:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-09T13:53:28.881-07:00</updated><title type='text'>#9 &amp; #5</title><content type='html'>Spring has not sprung in my neighborhood yet, but it has in Arizona and Florida.  My Royals may stink again, but they have to be better.  Right?  Baseball will be here for real in just a few weeks.  I can’t wait.  One thing I wonder is will we ever see players like #5 &amp;amp; #9?  My two favorite players of all time.  One was my childhood hero and the other I never saw play.&lt;br /&gt;#5 George Brett was the greatest Royal ever.  KCs only Hall of Fame player.  He played hard every game and had an unequaled respect for the game.  My greatest baseball memory is the 85 World Series.  #5 almost put himself out of the game sliding into the dugout for a foul ball.   Cards fans can whine about game 6 until the end of time, #5 and the Royals won. #5 was one of the greatest hitters ever and he hit .390 to win the batting title the closest any player has come to #9s .406 in 41.  Like #9 he could have sat to protect his batting average, but he played.&lt;br /&gt;#9 Ted Williams was the greatest hitter ever and the last player to hit over .400.  That is not why I love Teddy Ballgame.  He missed 5 years of his prime to WWII and Korea.  He did not have cushy P.R. duty he was a fighter pilot.  He was not only a pilot, but a by God U.S. Marine.  He could have ducked out of Korea, but he went and flew combat missions.  When he hit .406 he could have sat to protect his average, but he played a double header and went 6 for 8 and increased his average.  Ted’s numbers may not reflect how great of a player he was, but they were still enough to put him in the Hall of Fame.  He always listed being a Marine fighter pilot as one of his greatest achievements.&lt;br /&gt;I hope I see players like these two again, but I doubt I’ll see that kind of heart again.  Thank you #5 for the memories and #9 thank you for so much more.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-8305475629040196852?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/8305475629040196852/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=8305475629040196852' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/8305475629040196852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/8305475629040196852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2008/03/9-5.html' title='#9 &amp; #5'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-5695245150982731784</id><published>2007-08-28T10:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-14T19:30:42.994-07:00</updated><title type='text'>friends</title><content type='html'>I have been thinking about what our churches should look like. One thing that I have been seeing is the same people. Are we bringing the lost to our churches? I don't remember the last time I invited a lost friend at work or school to church. If we are doing our part to seek and save the lost shouldn't we see folks we do not know on Sunday morning? I saw a sign at a local church that said "A Church should be a hospital for sinners not a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;museum&lt;/span&gt; for saints." &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Every time&lt;/span&gt; I start to think I am good I get reminded the only difference between the world and me is I know Jesus. He save me on the cross all I had to do was &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;believe&lt;/span&gt; and have faith. My works did not save me but, my work better show I am saved.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-5695245150982731784?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/5695245150982731784/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=5695245150982731784' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/5695245150982731784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/5695245150982731784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2007/08/friends.html' title='friends'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-2888166750371701258</id><published>2007-08-09T18:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-09T18:01:59.492-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Barry L Bonds 756</title><content type='html'>*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-2888166750371701258?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/2888166750371701258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=2888166750371701258' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/2888166750371701258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/2888166750371701258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2007/08/barry-l-bonds-756.html' title='Barry L Bonds 756'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-181708236276174148</id><published>2007-07-04T07:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-05T13:38:40.265-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy 4th</title><content type='html'>Today is the fourth of July. My favorite day of the summer. Yesterday My friend Mike and his wife Anna had their first child. This is just a great time of the year. I hope everyone celebrates our freedom and thanks all those who made and keep it possible.&lt;br /&gt;Our Founding Fathers all faced the same fate as the troops in the field. A  traitors death. At one time our leaders accepted responsibility for the decisions they made. Can we say the same today?&lt;br /&gt;In our current conflict the left says get out now. Our democrat leaders want a slow pull out. The Right says win the war and our Republican leader seem to just want to hold on and will not allow our troops to crush those who want to kill us. Our troops can win this war, our military leaders know how to conduct this war, and our people want to remain free. Untie our warriors hands and let them do their job or bring them home now. The two options congress gives us are just wrong. Demand we allow our troops to win.&lt;br /&gt;Freedom is the greatest gift. God gave us freedom of choice and when we doomed ourselves he gave us freedom from sin through his son. Our country has fought to not only remain free but bring freedom to the world.&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy this day, celebrate freedom, remember those who made it possible and continue this work today, and choice to be an American.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-181708236276174148?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/181708236276174148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=181708236276174148' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/181708236276174148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/181708236276174148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2007/07/happy-4th.html' title='Happy 4th'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191146795937163583.post-3683711341855562511</id><published>2007-07-01T18:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-01T18:42:19.105-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hot Dogs</title><content type='html'>This is America and it is time we get back to being Americans. It is time we fix the damage done to this country by babyboomers over the last 40 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hot dog is American and as Americans it is time we protect our institutions. We must stop the use of ketchup on hot dogs. There are acceptable ways to eat hot dogs and the use of ketchup is unacceptable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will spell out some of the acceptable ways to dress a dog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. plain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. mustard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. mustard &amp;amp; relish*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. mustard and onions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. chili&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. chili onions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. chili cheese&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. chili onions mustard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* The best and most American way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there are several other acceptable ways to eat your hot dog, but none of the include the use of ketchup. &lt;strong&gt;IF YOU PUT KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS YOU DON'T LOVE AMERICA.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/191146795937163583-3683711341855562511?l=couch556.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/feeds/3683711341855562511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=191146795937163583&amp;postID=3683711341855562511' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/3683711341855562511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/191146795937163583/posts/default/3683711341855562511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://couch556.blogspot.com/2007/07/hot-dogs.html' title='Hot Dogs'/><author><name>couch556</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13361575934134635059</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
